Big Al’s In SF is what makes living in the city so awesome.

There is always the good with the bad, and this time, well…its time for some good, here in the best city in American, San Francisco, CA is a little tucked away deli, off-license, sandwich shop that has some of the best food around, and boy do I mean that!

Located on the corner of Broadway and Columbus, next to a den of whores and thieves, by that I mean the bar that turns strip club at night called the Condor, but during the day time this little shop is an awesome hang out.

It over looks the beginning of the North Beach district of the city where Jack Kerouac made some of his debuts and wrote some of his jargon, also across the street is the famous City Lights Booksellers and Publishers, a store famous for carrying local and underground books.

Big Al offers Wi-Fi, a quaint  semi-outdoor garden area to sit and enjoy your food and coffee or tea and the doods who work here are super friendly and have a very local feel to them.

They offer Hot links, soup, sandwiches, handmade salads and Kefta Tahini and about everything you could get from a little take away restaurant

Yours truly comes here quite often to enjoy the amazing food, hang out with some locals and pirate music and movies .

Its places like this that make living in the city so cool, so if your ever in San Francisco, go here and try the Kefta Tahini Panini and some of their egg salad it’s the best you will ever have.

-Scrapp 

The Death of Freedom (aka BTJunkie.org and MEGAUPLOAD)

I, Scrappy Huntington, the author of this blog, sit here at a local wifi spot just feet from where Jack Kerouac, William S. Burros and Hunter S. Thompson sat at one point in North Beach, San Francisco,  writing about revolution, rebellion and freedom, about a weird and righteous  saga, all while a vagrant plays his saxophone in Mellon collie in the background…

It’s a sad day to have to report that major blows in the freedom of information is being dealt the whole world over..   The most important sites in the entire world wide web and being attacked and shut down, BTJunkie, Quicksilverscreen, MEGAUPLOAD, all no longer exist, for the past 4 years on this blog, on the SMUG radio podcast, in the GASSED digital zine I have been preaching about download every last possible thing you can before its too late…

Piratebay.se is still up, along with a few others, please, it is your right to download, do it now before you cant… I will post a more in depth story later next week, but this is a sad day for the freedom of information.

Long time no see

Man has it been a loooonnngg time lots of news and updates coming soon, I swear!

Science Is Just a Globalist Religion

Science is a religion based on faith (trust) in the scientific method and is slowly fusing with and assimilating almost all traditional religions. Not only does science meet the primary definitions of religion in most dictionaries it also fills the same functional role of religion. Science and traditional religions share the same genetic base that was created by natural selection. Many people already believe this, but I am not aware of an article that clearly spells out why. My goal is to do just that. This religion of science can be found almost everywhere and is currently practiced tacitly by a large segment of the global population. There is no need for a formal organized structure or formal name. It is important to see that science is just an evolution of religious thought and all religious systems have their own unique strengths and weaknesses.

Most science is just guess work, they keep guessing untill they discover something and call it hard core proof, however we can compair this to vaccination, They had no knowledge of Genitics or how virus or DNA acutally worked, they sliced open peoples skin with a scalple and smeared cow intrials inside of peoples cuts to expose them to the viruses, countless people died from sever infection, however the scientific community hailed this as the way to irradicate viruses, the facts and their "data" actually prove the exact oppisite, that vaccination actually caused the mutation of many illnesses and no poof has EVER been found that says your body makes T-Cell reactive binding hemoglobins from the intruduction of the illness, they said that you cant have chickenpox twice, yets MILLIONS of people have had it 2, 3 or even 5 times..how is that possible if the idea of vaccines work? The actualy "science" says that your body actually absorbes the DNA of the virus and creates recombanant, mutated cells often called cancer.

Another example of this idea is Carbon dating.

Many people are under the false impression that carbon dating proves that dinosaurs and other extinct animals lived millions of years ago. What many do not realize is that carbon dating is not used to date dinosaurs.

The reason? Carbon dating is only accurate back a few thousand years. So if scientists believe that a creature lived millions of years ago, then they would need to date it another way.

But there is the problem. They assume dinosaurs lived millions of years ago (instead of thousands of years ago like the bible says). They ignore evidence that does not fit their preconceived notion.

What would happen if a dinosaur bone were carbon dated? - At Oak Ridge National Laboratory, Scientists dated dinosaur bones using the Carbon dating method. The age they came back with was only a few thousand years old.

This date did not fit the preconceived notion that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. So what did they do? They threw the results out. And kept their theory that dinosaurs lived "millions of years ago" instead.

This is common practice.

They then use potassium argon, or other methods, and date the fossils again.

They do this many times, using a different dating method each time. The results can be as much as 150 million years different from each other! - how’s that for an "exact" science?

They then pick the date they like best, based upon their preconceived notion of how old their theory says the fossil should be (based upon the Geologic column).

So they start with the assumption that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago, then manipulate the results until they agree with their conclusion.

Their assumptions dictate their conclusions.

So why is it that if the date doesn't fit the theory, they change the facts?

Unbiased science changes the theory to support the facts. They should not change the facts to fit the theory.

A Dinosaur carbon dated at 9,890 and 16,000 years old NOT millions of years old like evolutionists claim

I have documentation of an Allosaurus bone that was sent to The University of Arizona to be carbon dated. The results were 9,890 +/- 60 years and 16,120 +/- 220 years.

"We didn't tell them that the bones they were dating were dinosaur bones. The result was sample B at 16,120 years. The Allosaurus dinosaur was supposed to be around 140,000,000 years. The samples of bone were blind samples."

This test was done on August 10, 1990

Comment from a reader:

"Of course carbon dating isn't going to work on your Allosaurus bone. That method is only accurate to 40,000 years. So I would expect to get some weird number like 16,000 years if you carbon date a millions of years old fossil. 16.000 years by the way is still 10,000 years before your God supposedly created the Earth."

Amy M 12/11/01

My response:

I explain the limits of Carbon dating below. One thing you might want to ask yourself though, is how do you know it is millions of years old, giving an "incorrect" date (one that you think is too young) or if it actually is only a few thousand years old.

As far as your comments that 16,000 years is older than when God created the earth, we know that there is more carbon in the atmosphere than there was a thousand years ago. So a date of 9,000 or 16,000 years is more likely to be less. Perhaps only 6,000 years old.

30,000 year limit to Carbon dating

Carbon dating is a good dating tool for some things that we know the relative date of. Something that is 300 years old for example. But it is far from an exact Science. It is somewhat accurate back to a few thousand years, but carbon dating is not accurate past this. Thirty thousand years is about the limit. However, this does not mean that the earth is 30 thousand years old. It is much younger than that. (1)

Because of the earth’s declining magnetic field, more radiation (which forms C14) is allowed into the earth’s atmosphere.

Willard Libby (December 17, 1908 – September 8, 1980) and his colleagues discovered the technique of radiocarbon dating in 1949. Libbey knew that atmospheric carbon would reach equilibrium in 30,000 years. Because he assumed that the earth was millions of years old, he believed it was already at equilibrium. However each time they test it, they find more c14 in the atmosphere, and have realized that we are only 1/3 the way to equilibrium. (1)

- What does this mean? It means that based on c14 formation, the earth has to be less than 1/3 of 30,000 years old. This would make the earth less than 10,000 years old! (1)

Carbon dating is based on the assumption that the amount of C14 in the atmosphere has always been the same. But there is more carbon in the atmosphere now than there was 4 thousand years ago. (1)

Since carbon dating measures the amount of carbon still in a fossil, then the date given is not accurate. Carbon dating makes an animal living 4 thousand years ago (when there was less atmospheric carbon) appear to have lived thousands of years before it actually did.

What was the original amount of Carbon in the atmosphere?

A great book on the flaws of dating methods is "Radioisotopes and the age of the earth" (edited by Larry Vardiman, Andrew Snelling, Eugene F. Chaffin. Published by Institute for Creation Research; December 2000)

Dating methods are based on 3 unprovable and questionable assumptions:

1) That the rate of decay has been constant throughout time.

2). That the isotope abundances in the specimen dated have not been altered during its history by addition or removal of either parent or daughter isotopes

3) That when the rock first formed it contained a known amount of daughter material

("Radioisotopes and the age of the earth" pg v)

We must recognize that past processes may not be occurring at all today, and that some may have occurred at rates and intensities far different from similar processes today.

( "Radioisotopes and the age of the earth" pg vii)

To know if carbon dating is accurate, we would have to know how much carbon was in the atmosphere in the beginning, and also how long it has been increasing, or decreasing. Since no one was there, no one knows for sure. It's like trying to figure out how long a candle has been burning, without knowing the rate at which it burns, or its original size.

God cursed the ground (the rocks too!)

See my commentary on Genesis 3 verse 17 "..cursed is the ground for your sake"

When this happened there was a burst of radioactity that made the rocks appear older than they were.

Wouldn't this make all the rocks appear the same age?

"The rock question is fairly simple and has to do with the basic elements which made up these rocks in the beginning. When each of these elements, uranium, potassium, radium etc. were switched on, it would only be natural for them to behave according to their individual properties, eventually acquiring stable half-lives of decay, at different rates. Let's say initially every radioactive element was "exploded" into existence from pre-existent elements. None of these early faster half-lives would be the same as they are today.

As time progressed each would begin to acquire its slower modern-day stable half-life, but would they all acquire these stable rates in a uniformity which would keep them all in synchrony? I doubt it. If they did, all would give the same ages, you are right. Each would probably arrive at equilibrium at different times.

Look at biological breakdown everywhere, it proceeds at different rates. Look at the world from a devolutionary viewpoint and see how perfection has been lost and breakdown has proceeded in spurts and stasis periods. Some of us have lost more information than others, that's why some are at Harvard, but others, more unfortunate, [the same] age struggle with debilitating genetic degenerative diseases like Lupus, MS, ALS, Crohn's and many other autoimmune diseases. The keys of which are locked in the "vault of degeneration knowledge" that evolutionists are unwilling to open for fear that we creationists might be correct."

Jack Cuozzo 3/02

Carbon dates they did not like

Carbon dating is frequently an embarrassment to Scientists.

Here are some Carbon 14 dates that were rejected because they did not agree with evolution

(If you do not see a chart below, then your web browser does not support tables - please email me for these dates)

Penguins

Living penguins have been carbon dated and the results said that they had died 8,000 years ago! This is just one of many inaccurate dates given by Carbon dating.

Mollusks

The shells of living mollusks have been dated using the carbon 14 method, only to find that the method gave it a date as having been dead for 23,000 years!(Science vol. 141 1963 pg. 634-637)

Dead seal

The body of a seal that had been dead for 30 years was carbon dated, and the results stated that the seal had died 4,600 years ago! ("The Illustrated Origins Answer Book" by Paul Taylor) --

Living seal

What about a freshly killed seal? Well, they dated one of those too, the results stated that the seal had died 1,300 years ago. (Antarctic Journal vol. 6 Sept-Oct 1971 pg. 211)

Antarctic seawater has a low level of C14. Consequently organisms living there dated by C14 give ages much older than their true age.

A lake Bonney seal known to have died only a few weeks before was carbon dated. The results stated that the seal had died between 515 and 715 years ago. (Antarctic Journal, Washington)

Snails

Shells from living snails were dated using the Carbon 14 method. The results stated that the snails had died 27,000 years ago. (Science vol. 224 1984 pg. 58-61)

There are many more examples that I will add later. But the ones above give you a general idea.

There are other methods of dating. They too, give varied results.

Potassium-argon dating

The potassium-argon method was used to date volcanic material in this next example.

"Scientists got dates of 164 million and 3 billion years for two Hawaiian lava flows. But these lava flows happened only about 200 years ago in 1800 and 1801.

("Dry bones and other fossils" by Dr. Gary Parker) Image coming soon

Volcanic ash has also been known to give dates much older than they actually were .

Lava flows at Mt Ngauruhoe, New Zealand gave erroneous dates (from K-Ar analyses) ranging from

The equipment was checked and the samples were run again to exclude the possibility of lab error but similar results were obtained.("Radioactive ‘dating’ failure: Recent New Zealand lava flows yield ‘ages’ of millions of years" by Andrew Snelling published in: Creation Ex Nihilo 22(1):18-21 December 1999 - February 2000)

Because the actual age of these rocks is known to be less than 50 years old, it is clear that these K-Ar ‘ages’ are due to ‘excess’ argon which was inherited from the magma source area deep in the earth.("Radioactive ‘dating’ failure: Recent New Zealand lava flows yield ‘ages’ of millions of years" by Andrew Snelling published in: Creation Ex Nihilo 22(1):18-21 December 1999 - February 2000)

See also the video: Mount St. Helens: Explosive Evidence for Catastrophe Dr. Steve Austin

Has the rate of decay remained constant?

The biggest problem with dating methods is the assumption that the rate of decay has remained constant. There is no way to prove it. In fact there is much evidence to show this rate has not remained constant, and that it is decaying quicker and quicker. Just what the bible, and a Devolution and degenerating model of the earth would predict.

A joke about Dinosaurs and dating

Dinosaur Bones

Some tourists in The American Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones on display. One of them asked the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard replied, "They are 65 million, four years, and six months old."

"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard answered, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

Another example of how science is wrong, yet will not admit they are wrong even when proved so by their own methods....

This blog could go on for eternity with examples of such, Now im not saying all science is bad, but its time to wake up and realize that not all science accurate and that some people use science as their religion, maybe not the genrologist Aubry DeGrey, but the hippie christian hating atheist who says Thank Science just to edit out the idea of God, or the kids protesting out infront of your local christian church, or the science teachers in your public high school who allways have to be right  even when you can prove them wrong.  Even though we have proved the "theory of evolution" to be dead wrong by their own criteria, they just change their previoulsy stated facts to fit their theories, think about the impact this is, the earth is only 10,000 years old.....

--more to come

Amen,

scrapp

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Wonderful Passages From The Talmud

These are just direct quotes from the books of the Babylonian Talmud a.k.a the Jewish bible.  Some cowards may whine and cry Anti Semite, but remember this is what is says in THEIR book, this is THEIR words, not my opinions, People make fun of Christians and make statues out of frozen human shit of the virgin Mary, and its put in the Chicago Art Museum… and no one cares, but you read some Talmud quotes and the Anti-Semitic name calling begins, but why is that? what do they want to keep so secret? Well, just read below.

Erubin 21b. Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.

Moed Kattan 17a . If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.

Non-Jews are Not Human Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only Jews are human ("Only jews are designated men").

Also see Kerithoth 6b under the sub-head, "Oil of Anointing" and Berakoth 58a in which Gentile women are designated animals ("she-asses").

Jews are Divine, Sanhedrin 58b. If a heathen (Gentile) hits a Jew, the Gentile must be killed. Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God.

O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews, Sanhedrin 57a . A Jew need not pay a Gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.

Jews Have Superior Legal Status, Baba Kamma 37b. "If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite...the payment is to be in full."

Jews May Steal from Non-Jews, Baba Mezia 24a . If a Jew finds an object lost by a Gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned. (Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b).

Sanhedrin 76a . God will not spare a Jew who "marries his daughter to an old man or takes a wife for his infant son or returns a lost article to a Cuthean..."

Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews, Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a Gentile ("Cuthean"), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a Gentile he may keep.

Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."

Jews May Lie to Non-Jews, Baba Kamma 113a. Jews may use lies ("subterfuges") to circumvent a Gentile.

Non-Jewish Children Sub-Human, Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.

Abodah Zarah 67b . "The vessels of Gentiles, do they not impart a worsened flavor to the food cooked in them?"

Insults Against Mary, Sanhedrin 106a . Says Jesus' mother was a whore: "She who was the descendant of princes and governors played the harlot with carpenters." Also in footnote #2 to Shabbath 104b it is stated that in the "uncensored" text of the Talmud it is written that Jesus mother, "Miriam the hairdresser," had sex with many men.

Gloats over Christ Dying Young, A passage from Sanhedrin 106 gloats over the early age at which Jesus died: "Hast thou heard how old Balaam (Jesus) was?--He replied: It is not actually stated but since it is written, Bloody and deceitful men shall not live out half their days it follows that he was thirty-three or thirty-four years old."

Says Jesus was a Sorcerer, Sanhedrin 43a . Says Jesus ("Yeshu" and in footnote #6, Yeshu "the Nazarene") was executed because he practiced sorcery.

Horrible Blasphemy of Jesus, Gittin 57a . Says Jesus ( see footnote #4) is being boiled in "hot excrement."

Sanhedrin 43a . Jesus deserved execution: "On the eve of the Passover, Yeshu was hanged...Do you suppose that he was one for whom a defense could be made? Was he not a Mesith (enticer)?"

Attacks Christians and their Books, Rosh Hashanah 17a . Christians ("minim") and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations (see footnote #11 for the definition of minim).

Sanhedrin 90a.Those who read the New Testament ("uncanonical books," see footnote #9) will have no portion in the world to come.

Shabbath 116a (p. 569). Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New Testament. See footnote #6.

Israel Shahak reports that the Zionists burned hundreds of New Testament books in Occupied Palestine on March 23, 1980 (cf. Jewish History, Jewish Religion, p. 21).

Sick and Insane Teachings, Gittin 69a . To heal his flesh a Jew should take dust that lies within the shadow of an outdoor toilet, mix it with honey and eat it.

Shabbath 41a. The law regulating the rule for how to urinate in a holy way is given.

Yebamoth 63a. States that Adam had sexual intercourse with all the animals in the Garden of Eden.

Yebamoth 63a. Declares that agriculture is the lowest of occupations.

Sanhedrin 55b . A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old).

Sanhedrin 54b . A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

Kethuboth 11b . "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing."

Yebamoth 59b . A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest. A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest.

Abodah Zarah 17a. States that there is not a whore in the world that Rabbi Eleazar has not had sex with.

Hagigah 27a . States that no rabbi can ever go to hell.

Baba Mezia 59b. A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate.

Gittin 70a . The Rabbis taught: "On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic."

Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

Sanhedrin 59a: "A Goy (Gentile) who pries into the law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

Libbre David 37: "To communicate anything with a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

" Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is of three years of age.

" Sanhedrin 105ab: "Jesus fornicated with his jackass.

" Gittin 57a: "Jesus is in hell and is being punished by being boiled in semen. Christians are boiled in dung.

" Schabouth Hag. 6b: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

" Zohar 1,160a: "Jews must always try to deceive Christians." Hilkkoth Akum Z1: "Do not save Goyim (Gentiles) in danger of death.

" Choschen Ham 388, 15: "If it be proven that someone has given the money of israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of this earth."

Choschen Ham 266, 1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely if by so doing Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people."

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Ron Paul in 8/11/2011 Presidential Debate (Part 1)

Seriously, if you don't like Ron Paul, Go fuck yourself.

Ridge Racer 3D, one bad ass fucking video game !

Something happy to write about for once! Well, even the most hard core hate filled thought criminal enjoys things, like, well… like taking a big shit in the morning or going up to the country side with your sketch book, a shiny new Ibanez, spending the day looking for sea glass at the beach, or the best for last, an awesome videogame.

RR 3D Trailer, Welcome back Riko !

I picked up Ridge Race 3D, For the Nintendo 3DS the other day and I was totally stoked about scoring this game for only 20 bux! The Ridge Racer series is a classic, arcade style racer that is mostly about screeching around corners in a drift as fast as you fucking possibly can, it’s easy to get into and that’s one reason I love this series of videogames so much.

The first time I ever played Ridge Racer was when a video game called R4 : Ridge Racer type 4, came out on the old original PlayStation, this one was so fucking cool to me because if you pre-ordered it at your local game store, it came in this bad ass box with a controller called the JogCon, it was a PlayStation controller with a giant steering wheel/dial on the front, however, what made it even cooler is that the wheel itself had force feedback, so when you were going faster it was harder to turn the wheel, or if you hit a wall the wheel would wiggle back and forth, it was pretty fucking real for its time and made my spring/summer one of the best I can remember as a younger dude.

Above is R4 and the JogCon controller

What stemmed from R4 still carries on to the later versions of this series and is why I love RR (Ridge Racer) so much!

The PSP version of RR is still my favorite because it meshed R4 and the other RR’s together and had a fucking never ending amount of unlockables and cool shit from previous RR games and unfortunately, until now, no Nintendo system has ever got a proper ridge racer, the ones Namco slapped out on the N64 and DS were fucking awful, some shit you might expect from EA.

The Nintendo 3DS version of Ridge Racer is fucking awesome! everything I could have hoped they could have stuck on an SD card is there, I have a few complaints, but not fucking many, so I’m just going to give you a quick review about why you should actually go spend your worthless promissory notes for gold issued by The Federal Reserve Bank (money) on this game.

· Graphics – Fucking awesome, the 3D effect for this game is flawless, a really cool sense of depth without being a gimmick, for being  one of the first games on the 3DS, I have no complaints, although I do not like to compare graphics between systems on which one is better because one system always does one thing better than the other, so with that being said, I think these are some of the best graphics on a handheld I’ve seen yet. Even a little bit of specular lighting type effects on the road, lots of things going on in the back ground and foreground, cool lighting effects, water effects, the awesome little boost that comes out of your tailpipe when you hit your nitrous ! The blur effect on the tail lights, it’s all really good, and attention to detail is ever present! I’m totally impressed with what Namco did with this title; you will be too, unless you’re a whiny old Hebrew lawyer or an ADL member. My only bitch is that the reflections in the car windows look all pixelated, that’s pretty much it.

· Courses – To me, if a racing game has boring ass courses like Gran Tourismo it gets a big fat shit thumbs down, I like GT and all, but god damn, I could run around my back yard in circles and see exactly the same thing as ALL of their fucking courses have to offer, YAWN! RR is fucking bad ass because the courses are so god damn cool that even if somehow your brain has been so messed up by vaccines that you don’t like this game, the courses alone are enough reason to turn your mushy slop in your skull around to see reason, Everything from the most dream like city scape at night to amazingly cool farm land to awesome lighted tunnels that twist and turn, underwater parts , majestic mountains with giant waterfalls and driving through the puddles makes water drops splash on your screen in 3D, some of the tracks are totally new and some are ones that us RR fans have grown up with, in short, the courses in this game only exist in the land of Ridge Racer and in your dreams.

· Gameplay- Of course this is the main bit, well, in game reviews I always found this to be the most boring part so ill spare you, this is how it works, you go as fucking fast as you can, around corners you slide as fast as you can and you win. The coolest part is when you drift around corners the camera shifts sideways and gives a really sweet angle that kind of takes your breath away for a second, it’s easy to figure out how to get really cool drifts with minimal work, there are different car types that drift in different ways, one is merely just turning letting off the gas button and then you automatically slide around the corner and you hit the gas as your coming out of the turn and you’re on your way, the different car choices are used with different drifting techniques that you must master if you want to unlock everything, the dynamic types take a lot of practice but are cool once you get the hang of it, easy and fun. The difficulty gradually increases with the more Grand Prix races you unlock and advance, great learning curve and not really hard until you get to the last series of races, then you want to fucking murder someone because you have to nail the track perfect to win, but it’s still fun. There are different types of races a Grand Prix where you race for points to unlock new cars, nitrous kits and other goodies, an arcade race where you just do one track and that’s it, a time attack and local wireless match, again my only bitch in this section is NO FUCKING ONLINE MULTIPLAYER, THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT ! All the other parts of this section I love, great control, easy to play but still hard at the same time.

Music and Sound – Ridge Racer has always been known for its kick ass soundtrack and this one does not let me down, while it doesn’t have as many songs as I would have liked to see, the ones they do have are fucking cool, trance and techno and some fucking most excellent butt rock guitar ! The music tracks are awesome racing game music and fit most triumphantly with the fast ass pace of the game, they are not repetitive or boring but live and upbeat and really add to the effect that makes you curl your toes as your flying at 190 mph around a hairpin turn. The voice acting and comments in RR have ALWAYS been fucking cheesy, and the same is true for the 3DS version, but I like it a lot, it does get repetitive, them saying it over and over but you can always turn it off, however I love to hear those arcade style voices and the cheesy shit they say, don’t bother me one damn bit. The sound effects are cool, the cars do sound like a powered up Hoover but it’s not insanely noticeable, all the other sound effects fit in well, the crashes and screeches and such, no complaints on that front at all.

Basically this game is everything you could ever ask for in a cool ass arcade style racer, sometimes I just get on time attack and drive like a grandma with a 10 year old tampon stuck up her cunt, and just admire the awesome backgrounds, I’m sure other reviewers will pick it apart and whine and cry about stupid little fucking details that don’t even matter, but I give this game the Silent Majority FUCK YEA! It’s cheap, it’s amazing, easy to get into, has lots of content, kick ass music and streetpass function, Its more or less like closing your eyes and thinking of the coolest places you could race a car in and then putting in your copy for RR 3D and seeing them onscreen in 3D. Buy this game, it fucking kicks ass and takes you to a place that should exist in the real world.

Amen- Count Scrappula